I MUST FIND THIS.
MUST MAKE THIS.
people in my class with the same name as me need to be terminated.
An abundance of Katherines
starting with you
Sometimes my dog thinks he’s a child.
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
(Unless there are loud thunder booms and baby is a scaredy pants and the corner is inside a shower in a very protected part of the house with someone who makes you feel safe…)
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
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